we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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