Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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