Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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