Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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