went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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