My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Life is so much better after having sex.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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