I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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