My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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