so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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