if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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