he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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