He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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