I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize