we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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