Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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