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(434): View more from Virginia

Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.

(951): View more from California

sound pretty economical

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(813): View more from Florida

i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license

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(540): View more from Virginia

This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.

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(607): View more from New York

You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.

(607): View more from New York

That can't be good for your liver!

(1-607): View more from New York

Thanks for caring mom.

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(620): View more from Kansas

I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.

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