I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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