so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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