Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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