throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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