So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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