well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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