Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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