is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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