Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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