i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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