are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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