Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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