how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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