Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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