just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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