Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just gargled with NyQuil
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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