All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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