I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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