She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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