My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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