I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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