i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
cat food counts as protein by the way
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Randomize
