she woke up with a sticky ear
I smell stomach acid.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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