i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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