Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
