I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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