It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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