so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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