Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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