you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Everything about him screamed your future.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize