The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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