We're facebook friends in real life
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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