no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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