I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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