Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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