dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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