i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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