Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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