i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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