just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
You smell like stripper and shame
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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